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The following is a quick access clicky click to an entire armpit full of sturgeonary piezoelectric no-fi artistic endeavors. Heck, we even added a rough approximate time signature so as to please the timelords. You see, we understand that this IS a damn obfuscating tale; a website that's more akin to a clunky old galleon, clambering along with the gracefulness of a giant ornery sea urchin rolling around in the bilge - spiky, sure, but did we mention bad coding? Heh. And so, we hope this little map helps.
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Where one meats, circa 2o25
Bursting at the neat, circa 2o25
Tailoring isn't brevity, circa 2o25
A minute spent, circa 2o25
Ignorgies on the hi's, circa 2o24-2o25
A bed along the briars, circa 2o22
Disused with qualms, circa 2o21-2o24
Paternal disorderly, circa 2o19-2o25
Toolish & murmering, circa 2o19-2o2o
On a roll, circa 2o18-2o25
Mutual aid banding, circa 2o18-2o21
Back moss soaring, circa 2o18
Leading the birds inward, circa 2o17-2o19
Gore detection edicts, circa 2o17-2o18
Listerine for governor, circa 2o17
Highlights and winks, circa 2o16
Furtive as a cause, circa 2o16
Insolence rated pipes, circa 2o16
Clues to another hover, circa 2o15
Torks for spunnery, circa 2o13-2o16
Tending bridges with itches, circa 2o1o-2o25
Fins rarely donned, circa 2o1o-2o11
The advent of crayon literature, circa 2oo9-2o16
Mussels once wept, circa 2oo8-2oo9
Doings from another maze, circa 2oo8
Somber telling like, circa 2oo7-2o25
Credentials perspiring, circa 2oo7-2oo8
Indenting further, circa 2oo7
What's with the gap, circa 2oo6-2o25
In genes we stink, circa 2oo6
Left with rites, circa 1997-2o25

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