Products you say?
(here's a sampling of our newest poops)
-Record the Smudge (don't take too long) ($5/CD)
Crank's latentest in his series of rebellions! Smattering archtop guitars wurble along in tandem with burrs, rain splattered roofs, and contact mics jammed in every whichway & roundabout wrong outlet. Smudge takes the grunts and tomes of previous folk attempts and winds them into something wonderful, eerie, and even a little dark.
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-Lowellives ($5/CD)
Back along, live in the living, Crank amplified a toaster for an audience. This recording measures the doubts, geopolitics, ham-handed camo pants, and spinning herpes circles
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-Good Housekeeping ($5/CD)
Another live recording, Housekeeping features some solid improvs with fellow noisemakers, PCRV & Gen 26. WILDLY varied, the pieces encompass everything from room grunts and small electronics to full-frontal pummel.
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-Save Some Fuck 4 Me! ($5/CD)
A fantastic burst of audio crapple! Folkie sweets, sarcastic knods, needed aires, and freshly ample, this little noisome purgative is Crank at his wurst; ululating, harassing, harnessing needles, and smothering with brisksome flaps and loaves.
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-Jones ($1/Booklet)
Need something brassier? Printed in TLP format, aka, tacky lil' pamphlet, this one reads the tale of getting muscles, sheepish bathroom encounters, and all the while keeping the cat happy. What else is there? 4 pages, 4 x 5 inches.
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-Walking Huso ($20/Art)
And? Own your very own Huso artwork! These are woodcut blockprints of the walking Huso, himself... measuring 4 x 5 inches, they're mounted in tasteful little black frames-- perfect for your shrine, synagogue, or friendly geodesic dome. Colors vary.
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How do you get one? Why it's a simple currency exchange... shoot me an email first, and we'll get the ball rolling. I accept Paypal, money orders, and personal checks. The prices listed INCLUDE shipping within the USA; all other orders require a few extra bucks for overseas transit and various associated money-goblins. Do get in touch!
Happy noises!
Email me at:
angsturgeon at yahoo dot com
