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March 21st. Buoy, Kittery, ME

April 1st. Poisson d' Avril. 119 Gallery, Lowell, MA

April 2nd. Goodbye Blue Monday, Brooklyn, NY

April 3rd. 13 Thames St., Brooklyn, NY

April 10th. Apohadion, Portland, ME

April 24th. Strange Maine, Portland, ME

April 25th. w/ VIALKA! Apohadion, Portland, ME

May 1st thru 15th... on tour w/ PCRV!

July 24th. KVLT, Casa del Popolo, Montreal, QC

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