*The AGE of CONTRADICTION is upon us! Contact microphones are back, back, back! Big note though: these are available EXCLUSIVELY through our pals at NOISE FX only. Don't email us; the sales department here at crank sturgeon dot com is on sabbatical (due to a mysterious snorkeling injury), write the fine chaps at NOISE FX instead!

*In the meantime, why not watch a splice of "canned behavior"... it's all the way from the Olympia Experimental Music Festival!



*Not to be outdone? Here's the Welding Shack clip, from Vancouver, Washington.



*And were if that not enough (!), cheggout these clips from our March appearance at Ausland in Berlin!