Periodontally speaking, it is just a box with teeth.
The curves you can give cardboard mean little when the screen won't fold along with your wisest of wishes (were if there ever wisdom in soap-filled hope sparkles).
All the same?
Deed it and feed with the precaution it takes to cover your mouth when you issue nuances like coughs and wretching.
The man types in a bout of first person umbrage:
"... I am a cardboard sturgeon every damn single obligatory day of my breathing and huffing and pissed-off and yet quite silly in a giddy-cynical sort of way existence... "